He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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