ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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