In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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