Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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