IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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