do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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