Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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