just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I could fuck to npr.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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