and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
is it fun? or sober?
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