A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize