dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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