I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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