i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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