Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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