question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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