She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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