so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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