Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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