i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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