On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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