i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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