I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The best revenge is premature balding
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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