no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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