I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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