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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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