Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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