Quick, to the slutcave!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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