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This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

(256): View more from Alabama

Stay away from his face.

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so i go for his dick?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(219): View more from Indiana

I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans

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(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.

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(518): View more from New York

Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical

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I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man

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