At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video