Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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