I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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