Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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