ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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