Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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