It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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