its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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