my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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