I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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