how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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