All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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