jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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