I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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