My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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