I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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