He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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