doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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