Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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