ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Mom said you looked used
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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