Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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