I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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