idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My nipple is on Facebook.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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