Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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